Welcome to the Tortured Tots Blog!

My plan is to post a new illustration on every odd day of the year. These illustrations are meant in innocent fun.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Large kid vs Small kid

The Birds...

I missed a day so here is a post for the 27, 08.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Monday, January 21, 2008

Matches and ....

...gas don't mix. Awww yes every little boy has either thought or have tried this little stunt.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Three-Legged Moose...

...a friend of mine told me about this story of an old moose that only had three legs and how he was like the "pet" of the area.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Friday, January 11, 2008

Wednesday, January 9, 2008


I am sure everyone at some point in their life has this moment where you feel as though your head, or the head of someone you know, will just pop right off.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Rocks in Her Hair

Little Tracey tied rocks to her hair 'cause she liked the way they clinked.
One day when walking over a bridge, she looked over the edge and fell in the drink.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Chubby Bunny

This is based on a game we used to play when I was little. The idea was to cram as many marshmallows into your mouth as possible and then try to say the words "chubby bunny".